Gambles’ Finance Chief has lowered prices – in honor of Presidents’ Day
Everyone wants transparency from their government.
Transparency… You know I mean with, like, laws and budgets, right? Not windows. The White House windows should have curtains. Or blinds. Or whatever.
Thing is, I can’t do much about that hot mess in Washington. What I CAN do something about is how I govern the United Departments of Gambles (you can’t hear me, but I’m humming our “Store Anthem”). I want my Administration to bring transparency and I’ve ordered my Finance Chief to lower prices too – in honor of Presidents’ Day.
“Shane, what did you put in your coffee? Transparency?!”
Yeah! Like, when you go get your Olive Garden fix and see one of those big box stores with a sign that says “40% off!!!!!!!!!”
You’re all, “Woohoo!!” Then I say “10% off the sale price” here at Gambles. Then you’re like “Booo!!”
Except it’s the same thing.
I don’t sell my furniture at the “Manufacturer’s Suggested Retail Price.” I don’t think their prices are reasonable. I think we’re a small community and lining my pockets with velvet looks dumb.
Velvet? Just go with it 😉
So at Gambles, things are generally already marked down from what you’ll find in the “big city.” So then I say, 10% more and now you know that means you’re getting 20%, 30%, or even 40% off. Just like our friends over at the “Stores That Shall Not Be Named.”
So for our Presidents’ Day Sale, which starts today, February 8th and goes through February 28th, you’ll get 10% off the sale price on all Bedroom, Living Room and Dining Room Furniture – which you now know means SCREAMING deals on some pieces! You can also get up to 24 Months 0% Financing, With Approved Credit.
Also for the Presidents’ Day Sale you can find some downright scandalous deals on appliances. We’ll call it “ShaneGate,” it’s that scandalous. That was too much? Yeah. Okay, just keep reading…
We’ve got deals like these during the Presidents Day Sale:
- Amana Top Load Washer & Dryer at $664 FOR THE SET
- Maytag Top Load Washer & Dryer at $899 FOR THE SET
- Whirlpool Stainless Steel Dishwashers starting at $366
- Whirlpool Stainless Steel French Door Refrigerators for $1199
- Whirlpool Stainless Steel Electric True Convection Stove for $888
Starting on the 11th and going through the 24th (not the same dates as the Presidents Day Sale), buy a Tempurpedic Lux King Mattress with an adjustable base and you’ll save $1000 AND be eligible for 48 Months 0% Financing, With Approved Credit.
Remember the Presidents’ Day Sale starts today, February 8th and runs through February 28th 2018.
Red or Blue, I’m the President for you! Too cheesy? Ugh, I’m off my game today…
And don’t forget! Gambles will deliver all your purchases directly to your home FOR FREE within 30 miles of the store (that includes Riverton!).
I’m President Shane and I approve this message.