(Shoshoni, WY) – On Saturday, an urgent alert was issued by the Shoshoni Police Department for Santa and Mrs. Claus who are being held by unknown suspects in exchange for Christmas and some roast beast.
Today, Mayor Joel Highsmith swore in the one and only Grinch to help in the search.
“With Santa and Mrs. Claus still missing and Christmas so near, the Mayor thought let’s try something different this year! The Grinch’s heart the Mayor thought, grew three sizes which should be a lot! The Grinch it would seem, would be the perfect criminal mastermind indeed. What better way to find Santa and Mrs. Claus, but with the help of a Grinchy Claus!”
h/t SPD